A Wig And A Prayer                                       by Bernadette Love
Take a deep breath and
relax...whatever has you
stressed out will still be there
tomorrow...unless you turn it
over to God and leave it there!!!

The Word For Women Network  An Interactive Ministry
Andy Rooney


Did you know that it costs
forty-thousand dollars a year
to house each prisoner?
Jeez, for forty-thousand
bucks apiece I'll take a few
prisoners into my house.
I live in Los Angeles. I
already have bars on the
windows. I don't think we
should give free room and
board to criminals. I think
they should have to run
twelve hours a day on a
treadmill and generate
electricity. And if they don't
want to run, they can rest in
the chair that's hooked up to
the generator.